Jailbait Hero
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Band Hero is Activision’s attempt to reach that ‘tween’ demographic, the most hated demographic of all them. The trailer, currently infecting the television screens of our neighbours across the pond, features sell-outs from several stateside bands. I expected as much from Travis “Final Destination” Barker, and that handsome bastard from Fall Out Boy, but Rivers Cuomo of Weezer? I’m genuinely disappointed. The three musketeers where shot doing their best Tom Cruise impression in a seperate shoot from Miss Swift, most likely because her smokin’ hot teenage hips would too distracting.
At 23, I’m getting to the age where it’s no longer acceptable to look at teenage girls with such adoration, so if you don’t mind you guys should enjoy the video while I whipe the drool from my chin.
And three cheers for me making it threw this description without mentioning Kanye West. Hip Hip!
Half your age and add 7 is the golden rule. I’m also 23 so that makes 18 1/2 the minimum age you can look at and not feel dirty. She’s 19. I’m going back for yet another look
I just sit outside my house and shake my cane at the young ‘ens
Just had the horrible realization that i’m almost the oldest member of “staff”. So glad OLD Man Mark Dell is around.
I would like to see Jazz hero and I wan to be able to play the saxophone instead of a guitar
No more guitar games for me, they don’t have the same appeal to me as they use to.
This just sold me on the game.