Gaming Mashups
The Citizen Soapbox is an area where we throw out topics to the users of Citizen Game. When we record the podcast on Sunday night we take the previous week’s Soapbox answers and use them in our own discussions. We think it’s a great way of involving you guys in our stupid arguments!
The Setup:
This week see’s the long anticipated release of Sherlock Homes Vs Jack the Ripper. But we recon the Citizens can come up with a much better gaming mash-ups.
The Question:
If you could take a couple of games and mash them together to make a new game, what would it be? Give us a description while your at it!
Sensible World of Warcraft?
Gears of Persia?
Mortal Uno?
Mash em’ up!
Yea, id like to see you do that holding a chainsaw!
The cronicles of Kratos:Assault on gay tony. Kratos is captured my mercinaries and sent to a maximum security prison in the form of a night club
I’d like to point out that my idea of Battlefield – Trauma Centre (Wii) is compliant with Geneva Conventions.
George Bush election manager: 2010
Gears of War Hero: songs of violence
Ratchet and Smack: drugs are bad
Mario ps3 :Fat Princess
(oh-a-no…it’s a-heavy…)
H.A.C.K.E.R
Uplink in an irradiated Chernobyl. What will come first, the Feds or a toxic death? Buy that upgraded connection or the lead gloves?
Modern World of Brutal Hero 2: The Return
You return as the guitar wielding maniac attempting to escape from a Russian airport and use build up goo objects slowly to use as weapons.
Battleship Manager 2010
-Eve meets football management sim, where you have to get a crack team together to run your battleship well, and who knows maybe takeover after 4/5 years of tinkering.
Daffy Duck Hunt
This re-imagining of the NES classic Duck Hunt. You take control of Warner Bros character Porky Pig as he viciously guns down a defenceless lisping Daffy Duck.
Grand Theft Auto: Sim City Stories
Hear me out. Now this would just be another rendition of the Sims in an MMO one server world, only with every 1,000,000 copies of the game sold, one person would get the GTA copy which would allow them to play the regular GTA mechanics through the lives of other peoples’ Sims.
So it’d basically be like a GTA MMO only there was one person and one person only doing the killing ‘n’ jacking.
Battlefield – Trauma Centre (Wii)
You play as rookie Combat medic West. Your role is assisting with the management of surgical, medical and psychiatric casualties. Lightly armed you are permitted to fire weapons only in the defence of yourself and you patients.
Through the tactile use of the wii motion plus; you will be required to remove shrapnel, stitch flesh wounds and crudely administer a lethal morphine overdoes to fellow soldiers whom suffer horrifying injuries from improvised explosive devices.
-Tony Hawk mixed with a guitar hero type peripheral where you skate on a real life board! Oh wait….
On a more serious note:
-Cooking Mama and San Andreas’ Hot Coffee to create Hot Mama. Watch Cooking Mama leave her suburban home and enter the big city. Mama in now hooked on crack, and support her habit she needs to sell her body for money. There are dozens of fun mini-games in Hot Mama like forming the cocaine lines, and then moving you straw in straight lines. Other fun mini-games include putting the condom on the penis, and stirring up your drug concoctions. Mess up, and your boyfriend will pop a cap in your ass!
Mirror’s Effect –
The Citadel is you playground. Freerun around the galaxy and use your elite team of parkour enthusiasts to track down and stop Saren
World of Peggoo –
Help the goo balls reach the pipe at the end of the level, then destroy their structure with a selection of crazy characters and their steely balls.
-Batman: Armed Assault-
The Caped Crusader is called in to deal with a communist uprising in a fictional post-Soviet country.
-Deus Ex: Invisimals War-
Travel the world as a nano-augmented secret agent, on the trail of a government conspiracy surrounding tiny invisible creatures living in the homes of ordinary US citizens.
-Call of Duty: Modern Wiifare-
Terrorists have planted bombs in every Nintendo Wii since its launch, and are planning to detonate them all! Only you can use the power of the Wiimote to help Soap save the world in more than 250 minigames!
-Metal Gear Solid: Sons of Liberty City-
Join Nico Bellick as he attempts to stop terrorists destroying Liberty City with their latest deadly weapon: Metal Gear Tony.